En rolig historia som jag fick av Gunilla A som tyckte känslan stämde
med hur jag har det med mina spridda paket:

A business man checks in at Heathrow and tells the B.A check-in counter person: “I´d like a return ticket to N.Y. – but I´d like my large suitcase to go to Prague and my cabin bag to go to Tahiti please.”
“I´m sorry Sir, but we cannot do that”, she replies.
“I don´t see why not – that´s what you did last time I flew with you.”